Category Archives: Religion

The Exorcism Of Len-Len Rose Comes To Life!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles Manila Bureau) – Director Darryl Yap’s ” The Exorcism of Len-Len Rose” was a parody of what many believe to be real-life events involving Vice President and presidential aspirant Leni Robredo.

Sometimes parody imitates life, then sometimes life imitates parody. The latter happened recently when Yap’s fiction came to life.

The Adobo Chronicles just obtained a leaked copy of a photo of a real-life exorcism of Robredo.

The photo shows the Vice President being exorcised by the Catholic clergy. Notable in the photo was the fact that the bishop and priests performing the ritual were all wearing pink masks — the color of the Robredo campaign.

It is a well-established fact that members of the clergy wear pink only on two occasions during the liturgical year: once in Advent and the other during Lent.

Could it be that in the exorcism, the devil in Robredo possessed the clergy instead?

New Prayer: ”Ina Namin”

Aba Ginoong Bakulam, nakakapuno ka na ng alkansya.

Ang punong Pharma ay sumasayo

Bukod kang pinagpala sa bakunadong lahat 

At pinagpala naman ang inyong anak na si Gwyneth.

Santa Marita

Ina ni Tes.

Ipanalangin mo kaming takot sa trangkaso

At kung ito talaga ay nakamamatay

RAMEN!

(Contributed by PJ)

PHILIPPINES: Politics Of Divine Intervention

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In the Philippines, the principle of separation of church and state doesn’t exist in the real world, especially in politics.

With an overwhelming majority of Filipino voters married to their Catholicism, no politician campaigns without invoking Divine Intervention.

The so-called Yellows constantly seek the intercession of their creation of a ”Saint Cory, “ in the hope that the late former President would shower them with blessings, and luck in their quest for public office.

Like many Yellowtards, Vice President Leni Robredo has been to many pray-overs in the company of priests, nuns and the laity.

Long before Presidential candidate Manny Pacquiao entered politics, he had openly declared that he gave up womanizing and other vices to focus on religion, and along the way, calling homosexuals ”worse than animals.”

In the midst of Presidential daughter Sara Duterte Carpio’s pronouncement that she is not seeking a national position in deference to his father who has accepted the Vice Presidential nomination of the ruling PDP-Laban party, her supporters are calling for a nine-day novena hoping that she would have a change of heart.

And now, in the heat of a word war between Pacquiao and Duterte supporter Pastor Quiboloy, the latter has threatened to run for President just so he could debate the boxer-Senator.

Is it time for the Philippines to adopt its own version of the American Pledge of Allegiance: ”One nation, under God?”