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President duterte: Fast foRward to 2028!

Duterte, left; Guidicelli, right

DAVAO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Davao Bureau) – The Adobo Chronicles is known for its fearless forecasts and we’ve always subscribed to the mantra,”Life imitates satire.”

Today, we are predicting that when Rodrigo Duterte’s term ends in 2022, another Duterte, Sara, will take over, and six years later, yet another Duterte, Baste. Both are children of the current President.

In a poll, we conducted this week on the people’s choice for the next president, Sara was the clear winner, garnering an overwhelming majority of votes, ahead of the distant second, Bongbong Marcos. (See poll results HERE: https://adobochronicles.com/2020/10/24/adobo-chronicles-2022-ph-presidential-poll/)

The youngest of the Duterte siblings is only 32 years old, but by 2028, he will more than qualify to run for President which requires a minimum age of 40.

Not only that, we are also predicting that Baste has already made his choice for his Armed Forces Chief of Staff — actor Matteo Guidicelli, a reservist in the Philippine Army.

What a good-looking pair!

EX-SPEAKER ALAN PETER CAYETANO TO MISS TAGUIG: be a sport!

TAGUIG CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Taguig Bureau) – Former House Speaker and Taguig Representative Alan Peter Cayetano has some great advice for Miss Taguig Sandra Lemonon: Be a sport!

Lemonon trended on social media after she revealed that one of the Miss Universe Philippines contestants (and possibly the winner) used packing tape to enhance her chances of winning the crown.

Cayetano, who was embroiled in a controversy over the term-sharing agreement regarding the House Speakership with Lord Allan Velasco, advised Lemonon to abide by the agreement and MUP rules she signed when she joined the pageant.

Good advice, Mr. Ex-Speaker! You, indeed, speak from valuable personal experience!

CBS RENAMES ‘60 MINUTES’ TO ‘37 Minutes’

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) – Minutes after U,S. President Donald Trump walked out on Lesley Stahl, CBS announced it was renaming its news magazine show “60 MINUTES” to “37 MINUTES”

Trump abruptly ended the interview 37 minutes or so into the taping after he accused Stahl of “asking tough questions.”

CBS producers also considered renaming the show “TIK TOK” to reflect the sound of the ticking of the clock, but decided in favor of “37 MINUTES.”

Tik tok, tik tok, tik tok…