Category Archives: Politics

Senator Kiko Pangilinan Shoots Up To No. 1!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In an unexpected twist, Vice Presidential candidate Senator Kiko Pangilinan has shot up to No. 1, beating Administration candidate Bong Go.

Well, not in the VP polls, but in the music charts.

Pangilinan’s new and only single, ”Sana Ol” topped the music charts hours after its official release. Wife Sharon Cuneta must be elated.

The Adobo Chronicles obtained a partial clip of Pangilinan’s hit single and we are sharing it with our readers and followers:

An Exclusive Peek Inside Rappler’s Editorial Offices

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – An Adobo Chronicles investigative team has uncovered an M.O. (Modus Operandi) or S.O.P. (Standard Operating Procedure) now in place at Rappler’s editorial offices. And it’s automated!

The procedure went into effect after former Senator Bongbong Marcos filed his certificate of candidacy for President in the Philippines’ 2022 Presidential elections.

Fact checkers, proofreaders, copy editors and the executive editor at Rappler have installed an electronic editing tool on their computers — much like a spell checker — where any report containing the name of Marcos will automatically be inserted with these descriptives:

-Dictator’s son

-“Jr.” after Marcos’ name

On the other hand, stories about Vice President Leni Robredo will automatically add these descriptives:

-Ina ng Bayan

-Leader of the Opposition

The automated editing tool will shield Rappler reporters, editors and CEO Maria Ressa from any potential cybel libel charges, since complainants cannot file cases against a machine or computer program.

Brilliant!

VP Leni Robredo Levels Up: From Lugaw and Spaghetti To Cremated Remains

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Vice President Leni Robredo is stepping up her campaign in the interest of winning the Presidency in the 2022 Philippine elections.

From distributing lugaw and spaghetti, she has leveled up to distributing cremated remains in aid of election.

The photos speak for themselves.