HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Hollywood Bureau) – In anticipation of the unprecedented landslide victory of Bongbong Marcos, son of the late greatest Philippine president, in the May 9 Philippine presidential elections, 20th Century Fox released a teaser video which will be a major highlight of his inauguration as the 17th President of the Republic of the Philippines.
The Adobo Chronicles was honored with the exclusive media release of the teaser video.
Fox also hinted at producing a full-length film on Bongbong Marcos, initially titled, ”Return of the Tiger,” in time for the Christmas holiday.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles Manila Bureau) – Director Darryl Yap’s ” The Exorcism of Len-Len Rose” was a parody of what many believe to be real-life events involving Vice President and presidential aspirant Leni Robredo.
Sometimes parody imitates life, then sometimes life imitates parody. The latter happened recently when Yap’s fiction came to life.
The Adobo Chronicles just obtained a leaked copy of a photo of a real-life exorcism of Robredo.
The photo shows the Vice President being exorcised by the Catholic clergy. Notable in the photo was the fact that the bishop and priests performing the ritual were all wearing pink masks — the color of the Robredo campaign.
It is a well-established fact that members of the clergy wear pink only on two occasions during the liturgical year: once in Advent and the other during Lent.
Could it be that in the exorcism, the devil in Robredo possessed the clergy instead?
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Ex-Comelec Commissioner Rowena Guanzon today announced she is one of the invited panelists in the forthcoming presidential debates sponsored by the poll body.
Guanzon made the official announcement on her Twitter account.
The Adobo Chronicles fact-checked the authenticity of her public statement and found it to be true, except that it was just a figment of her imagination, brought about perhaps by drinking too much Coke.
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