Category Archives: Politics

The “Art” Of Public Polling

Public polling in the Philippines is less of a science and more of an interpretative dance—fluid, subjective, and open to wild improvisation. We all understand the margin of error, that sacred ±3% that statisticians invoke like a magic spell. But when one survey shows a candidate leading by 15 points and another has them trailing by 10, you start to wonder: Are they measuring voter preference or reading tea leaves?

One might suspect that some pollsters have discovered a revolutionary new mathematics, where numbers bend to political affiliations. Is the goal to reflect public sentiment or to manufacture it? Are they informing the electorate or just setting the stage for the next twist in our telenovela-style politics?

At this point, survey results are like horoscopes—people just believe the ones that favor them. Maybe polling firms should start including lucky numbers and love advice to complete the experience.

DDS Bloggers: The Art Of Dodging Accountability

Ah, the art of dodging accountability—DDS bloggers have truly perfected it. Post some wild, unverified claim? No problem! Just slap on a “this is not a news article” disclaimer and—poof!—instant protection from facts, logic, and libel laws.

MJ Quiambao and her peers have mastered this loophole, feeding their audience a buffet of half-truths, conspiracy theories, and creative fiction, all while saying, “Oops, not a journalist! Just sharing what I heard!”

It’s the digital equivalent of throwing a grenade and yelling, “But I’m not a soldier!” Or serving expired food and saying, “This is not a restaurant!” Meanwhile, their fans eat it all up, because, apparently, disclaimers turn nonsense into gospel truth.

And let’s not forget Tio Moreno’s legendary “based on what we’ve heard”—the perfect excuse for spreading chismis on a national scale. Journalism? No need! Who needs facts when you have vibes and viral engagement?

Today’s Editorial Cartoon

by AC team member Steven Pabalinas