MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Elon Musk’s offer to buy Twitter for $41 Billion is sending jitters to many Filipinos who use the popular social media platform for their propaganda, false narratives and self-promotion.
Apparently, most of the concerned Twitterettes are politicians, celebrities and media with connections to the opposition and the pinklawan. These include:
Rappler
ABS-CBN
TV5
Kris Aquino
Rowena Guanzon
Sharon Cuneta
Kakie Pangilinan
Jover Laurio
Francis Baraan IV
Raissa Robles
…and many more.
One of their further concerns is that Musk may also try to buy Facebook, thereby totally cutting the pinklawan off their echo chambers.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – With just about three weeks till Philippine election day on May 9, former Senator Bongbong Marcos has widened his lead over closest rival Vice President Leni Robredo.
Marcos is favored by a majority of respondents in this month’s Kalye Surveys.
Based on the tabulation conducted nationwide from April 1 to 10 with 3,000 respondents, Marcos was the runaway winner with almost 62 percent preference shares. Robredo got 18.4 percent.
Responding to a query from The Adobo Chronicles, Robredo spokesperson Barry Gutierrez said the survey results have not dampened the Vice President’s spirits. ”She’s looking at the positive side,” Gutierrez said, ”that she has widened the gap between her and Marcos by as much as 44 points,” he added.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It may be the longest crucifixion ever recorded in the history of mankind.
In observance of the Holy Week, a Filipino Catholic parish crucified the campaign of Leni Robredo and Kiko Pangilinan in an eerie foreshadowing of the death of the duo’s presidential and vice-presidential aspirations, respectively.
It is the longest crucifixion because death does not come until May 9, the day of the Philippine elections.
There is time for repentance (or withdrawal), and maybe, Robredo and Pangilinan could still be spared from the inevitable demise.
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