MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Convicted Rappler CEO Maria Ressa may have been mistakenly awarded a Nobel Prize, but ex-Philippine Vice President Leni Robredo is not too far behind. She made it to the Guinness World Records!
The winningless attorney now holds the world record of the longest politician not to concede landslide defeat.
It’s almost a year till the May 9, 2022 presidential elections where her rival, now President Bongbong Marcos defeated her with an overwhelming vote from the Filipino people.
Yet again, Robredo was quoted saying she did not lose the elections.
LAS PIÑAS, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Piñas Bureau). At an undisclosed location in Las Piñas, subdivision mogul Senator Cynthia Villar was caught on video going berserk over a roadblock that she demanded be taken down.
In her rage, she questioned whether a security guard was gay.
Well, now the private security guard is suing the Senator for oral defamation, saying that the now viral video placed his sexuality in question.
“I’m as straight as a rod,” the guard said, as he appealed to the LGBTQ community to support him in his classic lawsuit against a very powerful politician and businesswoman.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Not everyone can take the heat, especially if it involves extreme embarrassment. Such is the fate of Gab Valenciano, son of Filipino singer Gary Valenciano.
Many will recall that embarrassing performance of Gab, singing and dancing to a tune exhorting the impending presidency and vice presidency of Leni Robredo and Kiko Pangilinan.
Well the rest is history. Bongbong Marcos and Sara Duterte won the elections by a landslide.
Today Gab announced he was moving (back) to Los Angeles. For good.
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