Ah, the irony! VP Sara Duterte recently lamented Filipinos’ habit of electing actors, comedians, and entertainers—completely forgetting that her father’s political squad has more dance moves than legislative accomplishments. Netizens were quick to remind her of the TikTok-worthy performances of Robin Padilla, Bong Go, Bato dela Rosa, Phillip Salvador, and even the ever-animated Harry Roque. It’s almost like they auditioned for Dancing with the Stars but accidentally landed in the Senate.
Who knew that the real qualification for public office wasn’t governance but a well-timed budots routine? And let’s not forget, her father himself won the presidency with his own brand of shock comedy. Maybe VP Sara just had a brief moment of amnesia—or selective memory loss. Either way, if singing and dancing are now disqualifications, the first ones out of office should be the very people she campaigned with. Showtime, indeed!
It’s time for certain bloggers—especially the self-proclaimed pundits who mistake volume for intelligence—to expand their vocabulary beyond “stupid.” Case in point: the netizen-proclaimed Kuryente King, who seems to think that mindlessly repeating the word qualifies as a debate strategy. At this point, even a thesaurus is begging for mercy.
Using “stupid” as a one-size-fits-all argument doesn’t make one look smart—it just makes them sound like a broken record stuck on the same insult. It’s the intellectual equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum because they don’t know enough words to express their frustration.
If they really want to be taken seriously, they might consider upgrading to actual facts, logic, or—heaven forbid—constructive criticism. But then again, why bother? When the goal is to rile up the echo chamber rather than engage in real discourse, “stupid” is apparently the only word needed. Lazy, but effective—just like propaganda.
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