Category Archives: Politics

Foreign Affairs Secretary Manalo To Senator Bato: Thanks But No Thanks.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Senator Bato dela Rosa has proposed allocating confidential funds to the Department of Foreign Affairs (DFA).

“We need to support our diplomats with secret squirrel money,” he declared, as though he’d just uncovered a global conspiracy.

However, DFA Secretary Enrique Manallo swiftly responded, stating, “We appreciate Senator Bato’s creative thinking, but we’re not actually seeking any hush-hush funds. Our diplomats are too busy with real-world diplomacy to engage in espionage. We promise, we won’t be sneaking around in trench coats.”

It appears Senator Bato may need a refresher on the DFA’s priorities, beyond his vivid James Bond fantasies.

In The Philippines, Politicians Lie On Their SALNs; In The U.S., They Lie About Their Wealth!

(AC’s senior geopolitical correspondent Brian Neyra contributed to this report)

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Former U.S. President Donald Trump has been found guilty of exaggerating his wealth! Will he receive a refund of taxes he paid — assuming, of course, that he did pay.

Thousands of miles away, the Philippines continues its rigorous scrutiny of politicians  through their Statements of Assets, Liabilities, and Net Worth (SALNs). Anything omitted is begging for suspicion and charges of “unexplained wealth.”

Trump, renowned for his “art of the deal,” now faces allegations that his boasting about his wealth exceeds the bounds of truth. While Trump’s penchant for hyperbole may not surprise many, the Philippines’ meticulous examination of politicians’ financial records makes his exaggerations pale in comparison. 

As Filipino politicians sweat over their SALNs, it seems Trump’s “greatest wealth” might just be his ability to bend reality.

Commentary: Why We Are At Inertia

by Maria Bratikova, AC Team

Among the countries in Asia, we are a country that seems to be moving in a circle, a very tight circle.We’ve been overtaken by our neighbours by leaps and we are eating their dusts. 

We used to be the most literate in the region. Of course, we did not hear much of  China then because of the bamboo curtain that blurred our visions. We got students from all over the world visiting and studying. We used to be a lot more positively viewed from all points around the globe. 

 Now?

I get this conviction that what we need as a people is another Martial Law. I remember a lull in criminality and a lot of discipline during those years. We are today rambunctiously  one-upmanning (corruption in truer  terms) each other that it had become our  favourite activity – at par with bashing each other for the pettiest and most trivial of reasons. It is insane. It makes one cry.

We are where we are, stuck in limbo, because we have no discipline, we are materialistic, we are indolent. We worry about genderising ourselves. We take pains pretending to be cats even if we know we are rodents. We buy that iphone at almost 50 grand but ignore the big holes in our roofs that keep the sun and rain in. It is more important for most of us to drink a bottle of big cola that costs more than a kilo of the staple rice.  We stretch our curly hairs and curl our straight  hairs. Jesus. . . we swarm beauty pageants like ants to a slop of honey. We don’t need them, we are beauty-pageant materials in our own unique ways. We boo our athletes ( who can distinguish whom is being booed on the outset?) before a game starts and blame every other dick because our players lose later – how is that for pep talk?

We got big cars for our narrow streets. 

We need to do something. If we want to change, the change must come from us. We have to want it, work for it, do it.

We cannot just talk it!