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REPUBLICANS ANNOUNCE DREAM TICKET FOR THE 2016 U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS

April 10, 2015 Pol Pinoy 3 Comments

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (The Adobo Chronicles) – Forget about the impending announcement from Hillary Clinton that she is running for president. The Republican Party has just upstaged the presumed Democratic nominee for president in the 2016 elections.

Republicans are calling it the “dream team.”

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has not only announced that he is running for president, but he has also already picked his running mate — Willie Robertson, star of the popular television series, ‘Duck Dynasty.’

With the announcement, the Grand Old Party (GOP) is super confident that it will reclaim the White House in 2017.

Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus said that there could never ever be a winning team for president and vice president than someone who is a conservative Asian American and a Hill Billy reality show star.

Upon hearing of the announcement, declared Republican presidential candidates Ted Cruz and Rand Paul said they were seriously considering withdrawing from the race in favor of the Jindal-Robertson ticket.

Hillary Clinton, in the meantime, is negotiating with American Idol alumnus Clay Aiken to be her vice presidential runningmate.

Let the hunger games begin!

Politics

HILLARY DECLARES!

April 10, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

CHAPPAQUA, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – It’s 19 months till the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, and candidates are starting to declare their intentions to seek their party’s nomination to be the next White House occupant.

First, it was Ted Cruz. Then Rand Paul. Both Republican.

Although it is pretty much a given that Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic nominee, the former First Lady, Senator from New York and Secretary of State has not officially declared her candidacy. Until now.

The anticipation is over. Today, standing with husband Bill and daughter Chelsey in front of the Clinton residence in Chappaqua, New York, Hillary declared:

‘I will make the announcement when I am ready.’

Immediately, speculation spread on social media that Bill Clinton will be Hillary’s campaign manager and Chelsey her communications director.

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Government, International, Politics

HILLARY CLINTON REACTS TO DICK CHENEY INTERVIEW

April 9, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Former Vice President Dick Cheney lashed out at Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton is coming to the defense of the president.

In a recent radio interview, Cheney criticized Obama over the Iran deal framework put in place last week.

Cheney, who accused Iran of having “one of the most radical regimes in history” and being “sworn to destroy Israel,” told radio host Hugh Hewitt the deal will be a “burden” on the next occupant of the White House. “This is a totally radical regime that is the premiere sponsor of state terrorism in the world, and Obama’s about to give them nuclear weapons,” Cheney said. “I can’t think of a more terrible burden to leave the next president than what Obama is creating here.”

Reacting to Cheney’s statement, Hillary Clinton went on the same radio program this morning and said:

‘I have some news for Mr. Cheney. As the next occupant of the White House, I can assure the former vice president that what Obama did is not going to be a burden at all to me. What the president did was totally cool!’