In a stunning display of audacity, a local driving school has boldly flouted the Land Transportation Office’s (LTO) regulations by setting exorbitant fees for practical driving courses, all while conveniently operating under the very nose of an LTO branch. Situated like a rebellious teenager next to its parental figure, this mall-based driving school seems to relish in its defiance of authority.

With fees soaring higher than a learner driver’s stress levels during rush hour traffic, one can’t help but wonder if the instructors moonlight as extortion artists. It’s as if they’ve mistaken driving lessons for a luxury spa experience, complete with gold-plated gear shifts and diamond-studded seat covers.

Meanwhile, the LTO, seemingly oblivious to the spectacle unfolding just outside its window, continues to twiddle its bureaucratic thumbs. Perhaps they’re waiting for the driving school to unveil its platinum package, complete with a chauffeur-driven Ferrari.

In the land of absurdity, where rules are mere suggestions and common sense takes a backseat, this driving school reigns supreme, proving that when it comes to highway robbery, they’ve got the pedal to the metal.