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Top Ten Reasons Why James Taylor Cancelled Philippines Concert

IMG_7713.PNGMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – American singer-songwriter James Taylor cancelled an upcoming concert in Manila to protest Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte’s war on drugs, a campaign of alleged extrajudicial slaughter that has claimed more than 6,000 lives.

Taylor, a Grammy winner known for songs including “Fire and Rain” and “You’ve Got a Friend,” cancelled the show — part of a February tour through Asia — in a statement posted to his personal website on Wednesday.

However, there is a lot of speculation on the real reasons Taylor cancelled the show. Here are the top ten, as compiled by The Adobo Chronicles:

  1. We asked the Filipino millennials what they thought of James Taylor’s concert in Manila. Their response: ‘James who?’
  2. We asked Filipino baby boomers the same question. Their response: ‘What for? As senior citizens, we get to go see free movies every Tuesday.’
  3. Taylor’s famous song, ‘You’ve Got A Friend.’ Well, not in Duterte.
  4. Taylor’s famous song, ‘Sweet Baby James.’ Not anymore, say the majority of Filipinos.
  5. Concert venue Mall of Asia’s full house capacity: 20,000. Advanced ticket sales to date: 200.
  6. Top concert ticket price: P14,260. That’s more than the cost of two rountrip airline tickets to Boracay, the world’s most beautiful island.
  7. Lowest concert ticket price: P2,120. My, that’s a lot of pre-paid minutes on your smart phone!
  8. Filipinos to James Taylor: ‘You are no Miss Universe.’
  9. Filipinos to James Taylor: ‘You are no  Manny Pacquiao.’
  10. Taylor’s famous song; ‘Long Ago and Far Away.’ Yup, that’s  James Taylor alright!
  11. (Bonus reason). He’s afraid he’d be jailed in Manila, having been a self-confessed former heroine addict.

Kanye West Launches 2020 Presidential Bid Four Years Early

IMG_7121.PNGSACRAMENTO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) –  He did it in San Jose, then again in Sacramento, California: launch his 2020 bid to become president of the United States.

Sure, Donald Trump hasn’t even taken his oath of office as the 45th president, but West already announced his 2020 candidacy.

All that ranting and cutting short his concert are aimed at gaining the attention of the American voters.  It’s a strategy that worked well for Trump: the more controversial, nonsensical and annoying you are, the bigger the chance you will gain the support of voters.  Anything but being perceived as the status quo or business as usual will get you the electoral votes.

Speaking with The Adobo Chronicles after cutting his Sacramento concert short with just two songs, West said he likes to plan ahead — way ahead.

In fact, he and his wife Kim Kardashian are already designing the new presidential office when he moves to the White House.  It will be in West Wing!

BREAKING: Nobel Prize Winner Bob Dylan Will Show Up At Wednesday’s Presidential Debate

img_6472LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau) – It’s been almost a week since the Nobel Prize committee announced that this year’s prize for Literature has been awarded to American Bob Dylan, the first musician to garner such honor.

But the committee has yet to hear from 785-year-old Dylan, and has given up knocking on his door. He was last seen in public while in Las Vegas.

Well, mytstery solved.

Today, Hillary Clinton announced that she has invited Dylan as her guest during Wednesday’s third and final U.S. presidential debate, and the musician has accepted.

The Clinton campaign told The Adobo Chronicles that Dylan’s presence at the debate at the University of Nevada at Las Vegas is Hillary’s answer to Donald Trump’s earlier announcement that he would be bringing President Barack Obama’s half-brother to the event.

The  strategy by both campaigns seems to revolve around which candidate will be intimidated by which debate guest.

It will be recalled that in the past debate, Clinton had Mark Cuban as guest while Trump had three women who had been linked to Bill Clinton via sex scandals.

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