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Music, Politics, Travel

Presidential Chopper To Coldplay Concert: No Apologies Needed

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President Bongbong Marcos recently graced the Philippine skies with the majestic hum of the presidential chopper, not on a mission of national importance, but for a Coldplay concert at the Philippine Arena. 

The Presidential Security Command, however, found it necessary to issue a statement justifying this momentous event.

But who are we to question the decision? After all, like any leader worth their VIP pass, Marcos deserves the strictest security measures, even if it means turning the presidential chopper into an airborne concert venue. 

The fact that it was a personal engagement is irrelevant; the Marcos family is entitled to use government vehicles for any R&R, vacation, or impromptu Coldplay sing-along they desire. No excuses needed – we just want our president to be safe, sound, and serenaded by stadium-filling ballads.

Music, Travel

Coldplay Salutes Manila’s Traffic! (Video)

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In a groundbreaking revelation, Manila has emerged as the undisputed champion of the world, not in picturesque landscapes or technological innovation, but in the ever-thrilling realm of traffic. 

However, hold your honks and brake lights – this traffic is so exclusive, even Coldplay would be jealous. Reports confirm that the British rock band, known for singing “Fix You,” managed to fix Manila’s traffic issues magically, arriving on time for their sold-out concert at the Philippine Arena. Pinoy fans, unfazed by the notorious gridlock, smoothly navigated the streets to fill every seat in the house, leaving traffic stranded in awe.

Chris Martin himself, the maestro of melodies, took a moment during the concert to pay homage to the city’s unparalleled traffic prowess. 

Manila’s traffic is not a problem; it’s a phenomenon, an avant-garde masterpiece where the roads are the canvas, and the vehicles are the dancers. With such a glowing endorsement from Coldplay, who needs efficient transportation anyway? Move over, global rankings – Manila’s traffic has just become the envy of the world.

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Education, Entertainment, Music

U.P. And De La Salle Shake It Off With Taylor Swift

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The Philippines has achieved a feat many thought impossible – securing a spot among the countries with the lowest proficiency in reading, mathematics, and science for young learners, according to the PISA rankings. It appears our students have mastered the art of underachievement, turning academics into a performance art piece that no one asked for.

In the meantime, while our youth’s grasp of Philippine history remains a mystery, our esteemed “Ivy League” universities have unveiled their groundbreaking solution – Taylor Swift electives. Because nothing says educational excellence like dissecting the romantic escapades and chart-topping hits of an American pop sensation. Forget the complexities of calculus or the wonders of the periodic table; let’s focus on the real issues at hand – what would Taylor do? 

Perhaps this bold move will elevate us from the academic abyss, proving once and for all that the key to enlightenment lies in the lyrics of “Shake It Off.”