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Jinggoy Estrada: Unbecoming Of A Senator (video)

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Jinggoy Estrada’s recent display at the Senate is a masterclass in how not to behave as a public official. His relentless questioning of resource person Alice Guo, laced with malice and underscored by a smirk reminiscent of his showbiz persona, felt more like a scene from a poorly written soap opera than a serious political inquiry. 

As he pressed on, hoping to trap Guo, she calmly and consistently countered his attacks with the grace of someone who grew up in a farm, grounded and unshaken by the theatrics of a senator seemingly out of his depth. 

Estrada’s street-smart bravado, perhaps honed by years in the limelight, only underscored his desperation to appear in control. Unfortunately for him, his performance left much to be desired. Instead of rattling Guo, he only succeeded in embarrassing himself. Perhaps it’s time for Jinggoy to take a step back and reassess which stage he belongs on.

Law Enforcement, Legislation, Politics, Religion, Social Media

Pantaleon Alvarez, Heir Apparent To Pastor Apollo Quiboloy?

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Pantaleon Alvarez, once a beacon of legislative order, now seems to have found his next calling: the nation’s doomsday prophet. His new prophecy? The Philippines will crumble if VP Sara Duterte gets impeached. Move over, Apollo Quiboloy!

Forget climate change or global pandemics—the real threat is clearly political accountability. Channeling the apocalyptic energy of the now-incarcerated KJoC pastor, Alvarez has stepped into the limelight with fire and brimstone rhetoric. 

Of course, he’s counting on the 32 million who voted for Sara, blissfully ignoring that 31 million of those also supported Bongbong Marcos. Convenient, right? But who’s keeping track? 

One can only imagine the fiery sermons to come, where political loyalty is akin to salvation, and impeachment spells the end of days. 

Food, Law Enforcement, Social Media

Chooks-To-Go: Jay Sonza, Atty. Mark Tolentino Fall For Fiction!

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(Melchor Vergara contributed to this report)

In a stunning turn of events, Chooks-To-Go has found itself at the center of a “poultry” scandal, labeled “bastos” (ill-mannered) by former broadcaster-turned-blogger Jay Sonza. The outrage stemmed from the chain’s audacious move to feature a character eerily resembling the illustrious Pastor Apollo Quiboloy, now somewhat preoccupied with legal matters, in a cheeky chicken promo. 

Atty. Mark Tolentino, the flamboyant lawyer and Duterte supporter, even threw in the towel, calling for a full-scale boycott and warning of a possible cybercrime charge. Because, apparently, chicken and satire now fall under the dark web’s jurisdiction.

What Sonza and Tolentino missed, though, was the ever-present, all-forgiving disclaimer: “All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.” 

Come on, guys—haven’t we learned anything from all those Hollywood films? The cap worn by the character in the promo doesn’t even match Quiboloy’s in his iconic arrest mugshot. In the grand court of logic, Chooks-To-Go might have just roasted their critics on a spit, with a side of gravy.

Case closed! Time to order a bucket of chicken, because the only crime here is how irresistible it tastes.