Category Archives: Law Enforcement

Sereno Sues FT Hilbay For Libel For Calling Her ‘Lazy B*tch’

B0CFE7A4-802F-4DF9-AD75-88756D06A242MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – If there is one characteristic that Maria Lourdes Sereno possesses, it is the fact that no one can mess with her, not even former Solicitor General FT Hilbay.

In a statement on the Supreme Court  decision to oust Sereno from the post of Chief Justice, Hilbay said that the non-filing of SALNs is laziness, not lack of integrity.

That didn’t sit well with Sereno who accused Hilbay of calling her a “lazy b*tch.’  So she is suing Hlbay for libel.

This will go down in Philippine history as the clash of an ex-Solicitor General and an ex-Supreme Court Justice.

Let the games begin…

Filipinos to NoyNoy Aquino: Leave Our Manggang Hilaw Alone!

7EAF8F99-9EAD-4BA7-B6D9-D71F2609D899MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Former President NoyNoy Aquino took to Twitter just hours after the Supreme Court voted, 8-6, to oust Maria Lourdes Sereno from her post as Chief Justice.

Aquino compared the SC ruiling to unripened manggo which he says is sour and leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

PNoy’s comment angered many Filipinos who are avid fans of raw or unripened manggo, known in the vernacular as manggang hilaw.

“The more sour the manggo is, the more delicious,” one raw manggo fan told The Adobo Chronicles.  “Kaya nga sinasamahan ng bagoong. That makes the raw manggo even more delectable.”

Other raw manggo fans took to social media to lambast Aquino. “Leave our manggang hilaw alone,” they decried.

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All Are Invited To The Funeral

191435E8-87F5-463C-A480-D860D68A0394MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In the wake of Friday’s Supreme Court decision ousting Maria Lourdes Sereno from the post of Chief Justice, her supporters have officially declared the death of Democracy.

All are invited to the funeral of Democracy.  Please be on the lookout for funeral details. Coming soon.

Protester extraordinaire Renato Reyes will deliver the eulogy.

(Please omit the flowers.  Instead you are encouraged to make a cash contribution to help finance Reyes’ professional fee and retirement fund.)