Category Archives: Law Enforcement

Chiz And The Clamor: A Biblical Misinterpretation

Senate President Chiz Escudero has done it—he’s likened the calls for VP Sara Duterte’s impeachment process to the clamor to crucify Jesus Christ. The audacity! The drama! The theological gymnastics!

Now, Christians agree on one thing: Jesus was innocent. The same certainty cannot be said for VP Sara, whose controversies range from her confidential funds saga to that ver public threat to kill the First Couple and Senate President. Comparing her situation to that of the Son of God? Well, that’s a stretch even Lazarus wouldn’t come back from.

But Chiz, ever the eloquent dodger, seems to suggest that if public outcry led to Jesus’ unjust crucifixion, then maybe we should slow down on the impeachment talk. Sorry, Senator, but that’s not how due process works. The clamor isn’t the trial—the impeachment is. It’s not about political martyrdom; it’s about accountability.

So why the hesitation? Is it divine intervention, or just good old-fashioned procrastination? The people aren’t asking for a crucifixion. They’re asking for a fair investigation. Let’s not turn this into the Passion of the Sara.

Stop sermonizing, Chiz. Just let the process unfold. Otherwise, we might start calling you Pontius Pilate—minus the historical significance.

New York’s Time Square: Pastor Apollo Quiboloy Teases The FBI

Pastor Apollo Quiboloy, the self-proclaimed Appointed Son of God and Most Wanted Son of the FBI, has apparently decided that the key to his senatorial dreams lies in… Times Square? Yes, in a dazzling display of either supreme confidence or utter desperation, he’s put up a giant campaign billboard in New York City, hoping a few thousand eligible Filipino voters will somehow override the 67 million back home. Maybe he thinks Broadway magic can turn an arrest warrant into a Senate seat?

But let’s ask the real question: who paid for this? With his assets frozen in both the Philippines and the U.S., did this billboard descend from heaven, fully paid for in divine currency? Or is this Quiboloy’s way of trolling the FBI—like a fugitive flashing a neon “Catch Me If You Can” sign? Either way, one thing’s certain: this campaign is reaching for the heavens… or at least, for delusions of grandeur.

Death Threats: Like Daughter, Like Father (video)

Ah, the Dutertes—keeping Philippine politics as colorful (and terrifying) as ever!

If there’s one thing this family does better than most, it’s issuing death threats like they’re giving out campaign freebies. First, you have the elder Duterte, the original tough-talking, curse-spewing leader, whose threats were always wrapped in a layer of plausible deniability—just jokes, folks! Then comes his daughter, Sara, who took things a notch higher with her “assassination” talk. Who knew political discourse in the Philippines would one day sound like a mafia movie script?

From the First Couple to the House Speaker to senatorial bets, it seems no one is safe—not from governance, but from potential elimination. And while their supporters might argue, “Ganyan talaga sila magsalita,” maybe, just maybe, public officials should sound less like gangsters and more like, well, leaders? Murder isn’t a joke—unless, of course, it’s a punchline in the Duterte playbook.