BANGKOK, Thailand (The Adobo Chronicles, Bangkok Bureau) – Married with children? Transgender woman? Plus-size? Over 40 years old? No problem, you can now be crowned the most beautiful woman in the world, thanks to the updated policies of the Miss Universe Organization.
Beginning in 2024, the “Miss Universe Pageant” will now simply be called “M Universe Pageant” so that the crown and title could be inclusive of all who wish to compete — no longer just young, single, curvaceous and biological women.
All that matters now is that you are confidently beautiful!
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) – Move over, Maria Ressa. Leni Robredo is fast-catching up with international awards and recognition.
The ex-Philippine Vice President has just been named to the prestigious TOFA (Ten Outstanding Fake Achievers) Awards. She will receive a pure gold medal of honor plus $100,000 in cash, tax-free!
The defeated (2022) Philippine presidential candidate has brought honor to Filipinos with her fake claims about former President Rodrigo Duterte’s drug war, about being the mother of her country and her impressive accomplishments to uplift the lives of her countrymen through her signature program, Angat Buhay.
Congratulations are in order!
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