Category Archives: International

MIAMI HEAT: Trump Jet Collides With FedEx Cargo Plane!

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Miami Bureau) – It’s strike two for Miami. First, its devastating loss to the Nuggets. Now, two jets colliding on the airport runway.

Not just any jets, but the private jet of ex-President Donald Trump and FedEx’s cargo plane. The drama unfolded right before the eyes of Americans who still watch television!

Trump arrived in Miami for his historic arraignment for Federal charges.

EXTRA! EXTRA! The World Ends In 8 Days!

by BRIAN NEYRA, AC Senior Geopolitics Correspondent

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) – While you all were sleeping on June 21, 2018, a top climate scientist warned that the end of the world will finally happen in 5 years!

This prediction was even tweeted by climate change activist, Swedish Greta Thunberg.

No one listened to the scientist or Thunberg. The use of fossil fuels has not stopped nor diminished.

Now it may be too late. Humanity is finally coming to an end on June 21, 2023, exactly 5 years to the day when the prediction was made.

Heaven bless us all!

Bb. Maharlika Bags Major International Commercial Endorsement Deal!

LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) – Los Angeles-based Filipino Vlogger Bb. Maharlika is finally reaping the fruits of her hard labor.

Admittedly a supporter of then Presidential candidate Bongbong Marcos, Maharlika has turned her coat inside out and is now the No. 1 basher of Marcos and First Lady Liza Araneta Marcos. She’d do anything to attract online engagements, including wrapping a giant (fake) snake around her necki.

Well, Maharlika may have been remotely a choice for an influential position in the Marcos administration (to her great dismay), but a Canadian food company, President’s Choice has stepped up to recognize her.

Maharlika is featured on the packaging of the company’s newest food product, the UBE BOBA (translation: stupid purple yam), a pie variation of the Philippines’ favorite cake.

Congratulations to Maharlika. We look forward to your next big commercial success — perhaps as a celebrity endorser for BOBA TEA?