Category Archives: Human Interest

Celebrity Watchers Less Intelligent?

In a groundbreaking study that truly confirms what we’ve all secretly suspected, researchers have now proven that people who are obsessed with celebrities are, in fact, less intelligent. 

Who could have seen that coming? The brilliant minds at BMC Psychology conducted an exhaustive survey on 1,763 adults to uncover this groundbreaking revelation.

Yes, it turns out that individuals who spend their valuable time keeping up with the latest celebrity gossip and meticulously watching Vice Ganda’s or Tito, Vic and Joey’s daily routines are not exactly rocket scientists. It’s as if their brains are so preoccupied with celebrity escapades that they forget the quadratic formula or the periodic table.

So, for all the celebrity-obsessed out there, don’t fret. You may not be setting any IQ records, but you’re certainly winning in the “Who’s Who of noontime shows or teleseryes.”

Who needs intelligence when you can expertly discuss who wore it better on the red carpet or who told the corniest joke?

Sara Duterte Second Most Trusted Leader In The World!

In a not-so-shocking turn of events, the latest poll shows that Vice President Sara Duterte’s trust rating has plummeted by double-digit numbers. Oh, the horror! 

But before we start shedding crocodile tears for her, let’s put things into perspective, shall we?

Even with this so-called “dramatic drop,” Duterte’s rating still reigns supreme among the top four highest elected officials in the country. It’s like being the tallest leprechaun in the land of the little folk.

And if you thought that was impressive, brace yourselves for some world-class irony. 

Duterte’s trust rating is highest, second only to India’s Prime Minister Modi, among all world leaders. 

Move over, world leaders, the Philippines has a new trust rating champion! This revelation could only mean one thing: we’re witnessing the rise of the Duterte dynasty on the global stage. World domination might just be a few polls away. 

So, to all you international leaders out there, take note—VP Sara Duterte is coming for the top spot, and there’s nothing like a good old-fashioned trust rating drop to show she means business.

Commentary: Why We Are At Inertia

by Maria Bratikova, AC Team

Among the countries in Asia, we are a country that seems to be moving in a circle, a very tight circle.We’ve been overtaken by our neighbours by leaps and we are eating their dusts. 

We used to be the most literate in the region. Of course, we did not hear much of  China then because of the bamboo curtain that blurred our visions. We got students from all over the world visiting and studying. We used to be a lot more positively viewed from all points around the globe. 

 Now?

I get this conviction that what we need as a people is another Martial Law. I remember a lull in criminality and a lot of discipline during those years. We are today rambunctiously  one-upmanning (corruption in truer  terms) each other that it had become our  favourite activity – at par with bashing each other for the pettiest and most trivial of reasons. It is insane. It makes one cry.

We are where we are, stuck in limbo, because we have no discipline, we are materialistic, we are indolent. We worry about genderising ourselves. We take pains pretending to be cats even if we know we are rodents. We buy that iphone at almost 50 grand but ignore the big holes in our roofs that keep the sun and rain in. It is more important for most of us to drink a bottle of big cola that costs more than a kilo of the staple rice.  We stretch our curly hairs and curl our straight  hairs. Jesus. . . we swarm beauty pageants like ants to a slop of honey. We don’t need them, we are beauty-pageant materials in our own unique ways. We boo our athletes ( who can distinguish whom is being booed on the outset?) before a game starts and blame every other dick because our players lose later – how is that for pep talk?

We got big cars for our narrow streets. 

We need to do something. If we want to change, the change must come from us. We have to want it, work for it, do it.

We cannot just talk it!