Category Archives: Health & Medicine

Philippine Mental Association Confirms Onset Of New Mental Illness: Fulselfitis

5D914C36-9FB3-4CCF-BD67-B064BEC4D494MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In 2014, The Adobo Chronicles broke the story about a new mental condition called ‘selfitis.’  As confirmed by the American Psychiatric Association, the mental disorder involves the obssessive-compulsive taking of selfies and posting them on social media.  Three levels of the disease were confirmed: borderline, acute and chronic.

Now, the Philippine Mental Health Association (PMA) is confirming the spread of a new mental illness called Fulselfitis.

PMA said this condition afflicts many Filipinos, most of whom are identified with the Liberal Party, Opposition and the Yellow groups.  It said Fulselfitis is an abbreviation for the condition of being “full of one’s self.” (In Tagalog, masyadong bilib sa sarili.)

Among the symptoms of Fulselfitis are:

  • Extraordinary self-confidence leading to a feeling of perfection
  • High-grade fever of 103 F or higher which results in hallucination
  • Extreme allergy to any mention of Duterte
  • A significant reduction of I.Q.
  • Jaundice or yellowing of the eyes and skin

PMA is urging those experiencing these symptoms to immediately seek the care of a licensed psychiatrist.  It must be noted, however, that this is not covered under PhilHealth.

Exclusive: PNoy Reacts To Senate Committee Report On Dengvaxia

2A4F842B-8A75-4A2C-809E-7D0A2CAADE59QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Ex-President NoyNoy Aquino finally broke his silence and reacted to the Senate Blue Ribbon Committee’s report on the botched Dengvaxia vaccination program which put the lives of over 800,000 Filipino school children at risk.

Senator Dick Gordon’s committee recommended that criminal charges be filed against Aquino and key members of his administration.

In an exclusive interview with The Adobo Chronicles at his Times Street residence in Quezon City, Aquino said:

”Kung alam ko lang na aabot sa ganito, sana nagpasagasa na lang ako sa tren.” (Had I known it would come to this, I should have just let myself be runover by a train.)

Aquino was, of course, referring to his botched promise that if the MRT project during his administration would not be completed on time, he’d let himself be runover by a train.

Is that promise finally coming to fruition?

Optometrist Association of the Philippines Develops New Eye Test for Jaundice

31F93478-4A3E-4F68-BD32-A54ADC9860C2.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Jaundice is a yellow discoloration of the skin, mucous membranes, and the whites of the eyes caused by increased amounts of bilirubin in the blood. Jaundice is a sign of an underlying disease process. 

But there is another kind of Jaundice that affects Filipinos of a twisted political orientation.  It’s called the Yellow Cult or Dilawan in the vernacular.

Today, the Optometrist Association of the Philippines announced a breakthrough in diagnosing the Dilawan-type jaundice.

9484EA56-8D13-495D-8FBA-BCA0CEA38E14.jpegThe new technology involves the usual eye chart used by optometrists to check one’s vision.  The difference is that for persons afflicted with the Dilawan jaundice, the letters ‘L’ and ‘P’ automatically become magnified with a yellow circle.

So what are you waiting for? Visit your optometrist today and have your eyes checked. Prevention is always better than a cure!