Ah, the revered medical community, paragons of professionalism and ethics, save for the occasional Dr. Ethel Pineda.

In a stunning display of dedication, she has morphed into a master of manufactured intrigue, conjuring health crises where none exist. The audacity to question President Bongbong Marcos’ well-being—citing some archaic legal provision—is comedy gold. Unlike her idol Duterte, who vanished from the public eye with Houdini-like flair, Marcos remains a visible and vibrant leader. Yet, Pineda’s political machinations masquerade as medical and legal concerns.

One might suggest she choose between her Hippocratic Oath and her political fervor, but alas, such a duality seems beyond her grasp. Instead, she tramples on principles of privacy and confidentiality, desperately seeking a scandal. For someone entrusted with the sanctity of medical ethics, Pineda has become an exemplar of how not to blend politics with profession, ensuring laughter at her expense and disbelief in her intentions.

(Melchor Vergara) contributed to this report.

In a stunning display of political ineptitude, Davao City Mayor Basté Duterte has managed to bite the very hand that feeds his political fortunes by attacking Senator Bong Go, his father’s most-trusted ally.

Fresh from delivering perplexing orations at the Maisug rallies, Basté decided to channel his inner Don Quixote at the Angeles City rally, tilting at the very windmills that built his family’s political empire.

It’s almost endearing, watching Basté flail aimlessly at an underdog beloved for his Malasakit Centers—a lifeline for countless Filipinos. But alas, our dear mayor seems to have mistaken the political arena for a sandbox squabble. If only he could redirect his energy toward meaningful issues, assuming he can find one that doesn’t involve shooting himself in the foot.

Maybe next time, Basté, try attacking a real problem, not the allies shoring up your shaky pedestal.