Category Archives: Health & Medicine

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Dr. Leachon’s Warning About Lechon Melts In Its Own Cholesterol

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Dr. Tony Leachon, the self-proclaimed guardian of Filipino health, seems to have taken a comedic detour from medical wisdom to misinformation central. 

His latest crusade? Declaring war on lechon, the star of every Filipino noche buena. According to the good doctor, a slice of crispy pork belly is a one-way ticket to a PhilHealth-less future. It’s a bold statement, considering most Filipinos would probably trade a lifetime of health coverage for one bite of perfectly roasted skin.

But Dr. Leachon didn’t stop there—he also found himself lost in translation regarding an Iglesia Ni Cristo rally, hilariously misinterpreting its purpose. Imagine promoting a religious event like it’s a cholesterol-awareness campaign! Maybe he thought they were gathering to fast for health reform?

While his passion for health is admirable, his penchant for drama and confusion has turned him into a sitcom character. Someone give this man a reality check—or a slice of lechon.

Health & Medicine, Politics, Social Media

VP Sara Should Challenge Dad To Undergo Fentanyl Overdose Test!

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Ah, the VP’s grand hair follicle test challenge—a bold new way to display “leadership” in the 2025 elections! It’s like a plot twist straight out of a reality TV show: Survivor: Drug Test Edition. One wonders if she’s aware that the real intrigue here isn’t which candidate has the cleanest follicles, but rather, who’s daring enough to call her bluff.

To those who say VP Sara’s enthusiasm for these follicular deep dives would be more convincing if she herself underwent a drug and psychiatric test, I say—perhaps her father could join in on the fun! Imagine it: Rodrigo Duterte, the comeback king of Davao City politics, throwing his hat (and follicles) into the ring. After all, given his own history of fentanyl use, shouldn’t he lead by example? Just to make sure that he’s, you know, fully in control and free from any, shall we say, extra help? (Fentanyl is 50x more potent than heroin and when misused the consequences can be fatal.)

Ultimately, it’s quite the hair-raising affair. But will it give voters the insight they truly need, or merely add to the circus? Because, as with most things in Philippine politics, the test of genuine integrity still seems worlds away.

Fact Check, Health & Medicine, Law Enforcement, Legislation, Social Media, Technology

Yes To Senator Bato’s Question On Drug Testing For Bald Persons

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Senator Ronald “Bato” dela Rosa’s recent query about whether bald men like himself can undergo hair follicle drug tests had the Senate floor and the Internet world buzzing with laughter. 

Imagine the disbelief on Bato’s face when drug labs confirm that, yes, even those with shiny domes can be tested—just not from the head. Apparently, body hair, whether it’s from arms, legs, or other areas (ahem), is just as reliable for testing. 

You could almost see Bato picturing the lab techs awkwardly plucking chest hairs. Bald men everywhere now breathe a collective sigh of relief or disappointment as the case may be, knowing their lack of locks won’t exempt them from scrutiny. 

So, dear senators, don’t think you’re off the hook just because you’re follicly challenged! In the battle against drugs, even body hair has your back—or, in this case, your chest!

Check this out, dear readers:

https://blog.cansfordlabs.co.uk/bald-as-a-coot-you-can-still-be-hair-tested.-heres-why