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Duterte Offers Refugee Status To Filipino Americans Trying To Flee Trump Presidency

imageMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) –  Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has lashed out at the “hypocrisy” of the West for closing borders to an exodus of refugees whom he said he would welcome to his country until it was “filled to the brim”.

Commenting on the refugee exodus that has plagued Europe, Duterte said Western countries had failed those most in need and the Philippines, a developing country of 100 million, was willing to take them in.

“They can always come here, and will be welcome here,” he said.

“It’s all right. We will survive. I say send them to us. We will accept them. We will accept them. They are human beings.”

In a collateral move, Duterte also announced that his administration will offer refugee status to all Filipino Americans trying to flee Donald Trump’s presidency.

The election of Trump has prompted many Americans to plan their exodus to Canada, Europe and Asia.

“There will be no questions asked,” Duterte said. “All that Filipino Americans need to do is to renounce their U.S. citizenship and come to the Philippines.  He made it clear that his refugee status offer is open to all, including the FilAms who have been very critical of his administration.

“Blood is thicker than politics,” Duterte added.

BREAKING: Western States Cancel Thanksgiving Holiday

IMG_7013.JPGSEATTLE, Washington (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – November 24, Thanksgiving Day, will not be a holiday in the states of California, Washington, Oregon and Nevada.

Meeting in Seattle yesterday, the governors of the four Western states which voted for Hillary Clinton signed a joint proclamation cancelling the upcoming traditional celebration.

“There is nothing to be thankful for in 2016 in as far as the presidential elections are concerned,” the proclamation states.

“We urge our citizens to instead make November 24 a day of mourning after that devastating loss of one of the most qualified candidates to ever run for president of the United States,” California Governor Jerry Brown told The Adobo Chronicles.

The governors also urged all shopping centers throughout the four states to close on Friday, November 25, in solidarity with the more than 62 million people who voted for Clinton.

They also encouraged citizens to donate to the Clinton Foundation instead of shopping on Black Friday and the rest of the holiday season.

Donald Trump To Replace Filipina White House Chef With Paula Deen

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Comerford, left, and Deen

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – When Donald and Melania Trump officially move into the White House, there will be no pancit or chicken adobo on the family menu, just potato tot casserole and pumpkin pie.

The president-elect has informed The Adobo Chronicles that he is firing Filipina White House Executive Chef Cristeta Comerford.  She will be replaced by Paula Deen, American celebrity chef and former TV cooking show host.

Paula Deen made headlines when a video surfaced in which Deen, in a deposition, admits to using the N-word and making racist and anti-semitic jokes. She also allegedly described her interest in hiring black waiters dressed to look like “slaves” at a wedding.Jun 19, 2013.

Trump himself has been criticized for racist remarks during his presidential campaign.

Birds of the same feather…