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Donald Trump Names Kansas The New 51st State

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – The United States of America is now composed of 51 states, after President Donald Trump issued an Executive Order Naming Kansas City in Missouri, No. 51 in the Union.

This bumps the Philippines and Puerto Rico off the potential waiting list for No. 51.

Trump announced his Executive Order in a tweet on Sunday night after the Kansas City Chiefs won their first Super Bowl in 50 years.

“Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game, and a fantastic comeback, under immense pressure. You represented the Great State of Kansas and, in fact, the entire USA, so very well. Our Country is PROUD OF YOU,” he tweeted.

To differentiate the new state from the existing State of Kansas, the former shall be named the New State of Kansas.

Oh say can you see…

Baguio City’s Panagbenga Will Go On As Scheduled

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – Hundreds of thousands of tourists, not to mention local businesses, were sorely disappointed that City Mayor Benjamin Magalong decided to cancel today’s Opening Parade for the 2020 Panagbenga Festival.

The month-long festival attracts more than a million people each year and has always been a great income-generating opportunity for local merchants and businesses.

The cancellation was prompted by concerns that the coronavirus could threaten the health and safety of Baguio residents and visitors alike.

But no worries, the rest of the Panagbenga activities will go on as scheduled, especially the final street and float parades which cap the festival.  This, after the City Government and festival organizers agreed on a crucial safety measure that will be implemented.

The measure?  All parade participants — those hunky males donning Igorot costumes included — as well as the flower floats will be required to wear protective face masks.  In addition, parade spectators will also be asked to wear the masks .

If there’s a will, there’s a way!

Leni Robredo Wants To Deny Philippine Visas For Coronaviruses

By Maria bRat

MANILA, Phiippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In a recent statement made in Makati City, Vice President Len i Robredo said that relevant government agencies in the Philippines should take the coronavirus very seriously.

She was reacting to alarming news that the deadly virus has spread not only in China but other countries as well.  She was very concerned (nakakabahala) that the virus will reach the Philippines in due time.

Asked by The Adobo Chronicles what specific recommendations she has in mind, Robredo said that Teddy Boy Locsin of the Department of Foreign Affairs should immediately deny Philippine visas to coronaviruses.

”If our government can deny visas to U.S. Senators, there’s no reason why we can’t do the same for coronaviruses,” she said.

She also said she would welcome being appointed by President Rodrigo Duterte as the country’s Health Czar, even if it’s just for two weeks.

That’s your VP — taking the epidemic viruseriously!