BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – A newly-opened burger shop that serves only freshly-grilled 100% beef is in the hot grill after customers complained of weight gain and disrupted diets.
The shop opened just last February 1st.
In an unprecedented public statement never seen in the fast food industry anywhere in the world, the shop admitted guilt and expressed its sincere apologies for what happened.
It ended its apology by saying ”Sorry na po kung masarap.” (We’re sorry if our burgers are really good.)
From all indications, Baguio residents and shop customers have accepted the apology.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Despite the economic impact of the Covid-19 pandemic, Filipinos remained well-fed, according to new survey released by the Social Weather Station (SWS).
CNN Philippines reports that the survey found that 2.5 Million Filipino families (which is but a small percentage of the total population) experienced hunger once in the past three months. This means that for the rest of the time, they were full and well-fed.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Commission on Elections, acting on petitions filed against former Senator and Presidential aspirant Bongbong Marcos, has ruled in favor of DQ.
Comelec Spokesperson James Jimenez told The Adobo Chronicles that the poll body promised to grill and chill the lawyers of the DQ petitioners and Marcos.
DQ Grill & Chill is a famous ice cream and food chain in the U.S. and around the world.
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