Category Archives: Food

Jollibee’s New Menu Items Debut This Holiday Season

by Melchor Vergara

In a twist that left customers scratching their heads, Jollibee, the Philippines’ beloved fast-food giant, has inadvertently stumbled upon the next big culinary sensation. 

The chaos began when a daring customer, seeking the ultimate fusion experience, ordered two seemingly innocent takeout items: one Chicken Joy with Palabok, the other Chicken Joy with spaghetti.

Little did he know that he was about to become the unsuspecting pioneer of a gastronomic revolution. Upon unboxing his treasures at home, he was greeted with a revelation: his palabok noodle order was swimming in a sea of spaghetti sauce, while his spaghetti looked back at him, adorned with palabok sauce. 

Jollibee promptly compensated the baffled customer for the mix-up, but the fast-food chain, always quick to turn lemons into lemonade, decided to embrace the chaos.

Enter the era of culinary confusion with Jollibee’s newest creations: Spalabok and Palghetti. These unconventional delights have tongues wagging and taste buds on a rollercoaster ride. 

Who needs traditional order accuracy when you can have a plateful of surprise? 

Jollibee’s mix-up may have been an accident, but Spalabok and Palghetti are the accidental masterpieces we never knew we needed. Bon appétit, with a side of unpredictability!

A Fresh And Sparkling Opportunity For Perrier And Mico’s Fresh Buko Juice!

Perrier and Mico’s Fresh Buko Juice have a golden marketing opportunity for their products, thanks to the hunger strike of SMNI News talents Lorraine Badoy and Ka Eric, detained at the House of Representatives.  Both were cited for contempt of Congress.

Badoy has revealed that in the course of their hunger strike, she and Ka Eric have been sustaining themselves with Perrier sparkling water and fresh buko juice.

Eager to showcase their products and social consciousness, both companies are seriously considering to seize the chance to donate cases of their beverages to the detainees.

Imagine the visual spectacle – Badoy and Ka Eric, languishing in a sea of Perrier bubbles and Buko bliss, graciously provided by these generous beverage giants. 

Forget about the mundane hunger strike launched by netizens which, with a time frame of 6pm to 12 MN sounds more like intermittent fasting for weight loss.

Shipping the refreshments to the Batasang Pambansa in Quezon City will not only boost sales but also cast the companies as benevolent saviors of the parched proletariat.

Forget netizens suggesting daily fasting support; let’s turn this into a sparkling spectacle of solidarity. After all, nothing says “we care” like sustaining a hunger strike exclusively with premium mineral water and exotic coconut juice. 

Perrier and Mico’s, your time to shine – and hydrate – has arrived!

Ka Eric And Badoy Supporters Call For Mass Intermittent Fasting!

Die-hard supporters of HOR-detained SMNI talents Ka Eric and Lorraine Badoy have vowed to join their idols in a hunger strike. The catch? Their unwavering commitment extends only from 6 pm to midnight daily, a revolutionary concept known to the rest of the world as “intermittent fasting.” 

These brave souls have courageously pledged to abstain from sustenance during the hours when most people are busy enjoying dinner and settling down for a nightcap.

While their commitment to the cause is admirable, one can’t help but wonder who will hold them accountable as they indulge in breakfast, lunch, and early dinners outside the self-imposed fasting window. Perhaps they’ve discovered the groundbreaking secret to activism – protesting on an empty stomach while still satisfying their culinary cravings elsewhere. 

It seems the hunger strike may inadvertently become a celebration of innovative dieting trends rather than a forceful plea for justice. Hunger striking or not, these supporters have certainly found a new way to break the fast of common sense.

(Melchor Vergara contribute to this report.P