Category Archives: Fashion

Commentary: About Those Non-edible Gowns and Tuxedos

Ah, the age-old question, “Makakain ba ang concert?” The nation’s most pressing concern, apparently.

It’s truly baffling how some folks can’t fathom the idea that culture and entertainment can coexist with the more basic necessities of life. It’s as if they believe that by hosting a free concert at Malacañang Palace, the government is secretly plotting to replace our rice bowls with rhythm and melody.

But what’s even more amusing is the hypocrisy of these critics. They scoff at the thought of enjoying a musical evening, yet eagerly embrace the extravagance of network galas and balls. Apparently, gowns and tuxedos are as nourishing as a hearty meal, and the pomp and pageantry of such events are an essential part of their dietary requirements. After all, who needs bread when you can have bling?

So let’s all join the chorus and ask the question that really matters: “Nakakain ba ang mga gowns at tuxedos?” After all, if we can’t eat them, maybe they’re not worth our time or attention either.

Today’s Feature: The Bastardization Of The Filipino Terno

The evolution of the Filipino terno, once a symbol of elegance and tradition, has taken a comical turn. It has morphed into a bewildering array of absurdities.

The “jeans terno” screams, “I want to be formal, but I’m here to party!” The “cleavage terno” transforms an iconic outfit into an unfortunate fashion statement. The “one shoulder terno” seems to suggest that balance is overrated.  The “above-the-knee terno” seems to make a bold statement about worldwide inflation. And even “sexy dancers” have joined in this disgusting bastardization of the queenly dress as we know it. As for the “pant suit terno?” Let’s not even go there!

In this race to redefine a classic, we’ve turned the terno into a fashion Frankenstein, sacrificing grace for gimmicks. It’s time we resurrect the terno’s dignity and put an end to this parade of sartorial sacrilege.

We can’t bring back Imelda Marcos to her glory days as the international poster woman for the terno, but we can always reinstate the reverence that this great representation of a stunningly beautiful nation so rightly deserves.