Category Archives: Education

Harvard University Declares Rowena Guanzon ”Alumna Non Grata!”

CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts (The Adobo Chronicles, Cambridge Bureau) – It is one of the credentials she has been brandishing, but now, Ex-Comelec Commissioner Rowena Guanzon may have to strike it out from her curriculum vitae.

Today, Guanzon’s alma mater, Harvard University officially declared her ” alumna non grata,” the academic equivalent of persona non grata.

The decision of the university’s board of regents was a result of recent activities and public appearances of Guanzon which all but denigrate the highest standards and reputation held by Harvard.

Since her retirement from Comelec, Guanzon has been using her Twitter account to spread inanities, making many question her psychological state of mind. She has also been appearing at campaign rallies of Vice President and presidential aspirant Leni Robredo, screaming non-sensical memes and slogans mostly directed at former Senator Bongbong Marcos.

In response to a query from The Adobo Chronicles, a university spokesperson said Guanzon’s name has been deleted from Harvard’s roster of alumni. He also said Guanzon’s tirades against Marcos goes against the university’s motto of ”Veritas,” meaning ”Truth.”

U.P. Student Council Rescinds Endorsement Of Leni Robredo And Kiko Pangilinan

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – The University of the Philippines Diliman Student Council has rescinded its earlier endorsement of Vice President Leni Robredo and Senator Kiko Pangilinan for the next top two positions of the land.

After being criticized for endorsing the least qualified candidates just because of its hate for the Marcoses, the student council revised its endorsement to better align with U.P.’s radical and leftist leanings.

The council is now endorsing Ka Leody de Guzman.

Oxford Confirms Bongbong Marcos Got A Prestigious Special Diploma!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Online news source Rappler and other Philippine mainstream news media seem to be very obsessed over former Senator and Presidential aspirant Bongbong Marcos’ diploma from the University of Oxford

They have gone the lengths of contacting Oxford alumni, Marcos’ classmates and even janitors working in the university.

Fed up with all the hullabaloo over the issue, Oxford finally issued an official confirmation that yes, Marcos got a prestigious special diploma from the prestigious university.

That should put the media frenzy to rest. In peace.