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Commentary: Why We Are At Inertia

by Maria Bratikova, AC Team

Among the countries in Asia, we are a country that seems to be moving in a circle, a very tight circle.We’ve been overtaken by our neighbours by leaps and we are eating their dusts. 

We used to be the most literate in the region. Of course, we did not hear much of  China then because of the bamboo curtain that blurred our visions. We got students from all over the world visiting and studying. We used to be a lot more positively viewed from all points around the globe. 

 Now?

I get this conviction that what we need as a people is another Martial Law. I remember a lull in criminality and a lot of discipline during those years. We are today rambunctiously  one-upmanning (corruption in truer  terms) each other that it had become our  favourite activity – at par with bashing each other for the pettiest and most trivial of reasons. It is insane. It makes one cry.

We are where we are, stuck in limbo, because we have no discipline, we are materialistic, we are indolent. We worry about genderising ourselves. We take pains pretending to be cats even if we know we are rodents. We buy that iphone at almost 50 grand but ignore the big holes in our roofs that keep the sun and rain in. It is more important for most of us to drink a bottle of big cola that costs more than a kilo of the staple rice.  We stretch our curly hairs and curl our straight  hairs. Jesus. . . we swarm beauty pageants like ants to a slop of honey. We don’t need them, we are beauty-pageant materials in our own unique ways. We boo our athletes ( who can distinguish whom is being booed on the outset?) before a game starts and blame every other dick because our players lose later – how is that for pep talk?

We got big cars for our narrow streets. 

We need to do something. If we want to change, the change must come from us. We have to want it, work for it, do it.

We cannot just talk it!

One Million Pesos Await This “Best-Dressed” Man At FIBA World Cup!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Basketball in the Philippines is not all about the home team winning a game, FIBA World Cup or not. It is also about the fans.

This man was caught on camera in full regalia wearing a barong Tagalog and giant buri hat during one of the Gilas Pilipinas games at the Araneta Coliseum.

Gilas Pilipinas patron Manny V. Pangilinan was so impressed with the man’s dedication and loyalty to the team that he is offering P1M (that’s one million pesos) if he comes forward to show proof of his identity.

“We may have failed at a World Cup title, but we have shown the entire world that the Philippines stands by its team — coaching problems notwithstanding,” Pangilinan said.

Pangilinan is asking the public’s help to identify and contact this man so he could personally hand the P1M gift check to this loyal soul!

Imelda Marcos Wants The Filipino Terno Included In Republic Act No. 8491

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – No one wears the Filipino terno like the First Lady. No, not the incumbent First Lady, but former First Lady Imelda Romualdez Marcos.

During her time as First Lady, the 94-year-old Marcos popularized the terno worldwide, eliciting “oohs and aahs” whenever she visits foreign countries.

Now, she has broken her silence on what seems to the bastardization of the Filipino terno. The traditional dress and representation of the Philippines has been dealt with all sorts of iteration: above-the-knee, single butterfly sleeve, repulsive colors, plunging necklines and even paired with maong jeans!

Marcos wants the terno to be included in Republic Act No. 8491 which prescribes the code of the national flag, anthem, motto, coat-of-arms and other heraldic items of devices of the Philippines.

“The terno is a Filipino symbol of the true, the good and the beautiful,” she told The Adobo Chronicles, “and we must treat it with love and respect.”

And we agree!