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Business, Tourism

More Amazing Resorts Planned In The Philippines

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In a groundbreaking move to bolster tourism, private entrepreneurs have pledged to erect resorts in the most picturesque and, dare we say, perilous locations across the Philippines. 

Inspired by the viral sensation of a resort nestled at the base of Bohol’s iconic Chocolate Hills, these visionary capitalists are set to redefine luxury living.

Among the audacious proposals are a resort at the foot of Mayon Volcano, boasting hot springs sourced directly from molten lava – perfect for those seeking a truly fiery spa experience. 

Meanwhile, the Banaue Rice Terraces will host a resort offering complimentary rice to guests, ensuring a carb-loaded vacation like no other.

Not to be outdone, plans for a floating casino in the heart of Taal Lake promise adrenaline-fueled excitement, complete with a generous 50% discount for thrill-seekers during volcano eruptions. 

And for the adventurous souls, a resort perched atop Mount Apo will cater to mountain climbers craving luxury at dizzying heights.

Truly, nothing screams “Love the Philippines” quite like risking life and limb for a five-star getaway.

Business, Environment, Law Enforcement

Chocolate Homes In The Offing?

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(Melchor Vergara contributed to this report)

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Ah, the saga of Captain’s Peak Garden and Resort in Sagbayan, Bohol, continues to unfold like a poorly written soap opera. With structures looming at the feet of the iconic Chocolate Hills, it’s a spectacle that could only be appreciated by those with a taste for architectural blasphemy. 

As investigations kick off into how such a monstrosity was given the green light, rumors swirl like confetti at a circus. The Villar family’s Camella Homes, famed for its cookie-cutter suburbs, is rumored apparently to have its sights set on a Chocolate Subdivision. How delightful! Because what better way to honor natural wonders than by paving over them with cookie-cutter homes and calling it progress? 

It’s a slapstick comedy of errors, where greed trumps conservation and concrete conquers nature. Fun times indeed, for those with a morbid fascination for ecological absurdity.

Business, Food

Is Jollibee Rebranding?

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In a bizarre twist that has left fast-food aficionados scratching their heads, social media platforms erupted with speculation over Jollibee’s dramatic makeover, allegedly transforming the beloved bee into a wasp. 

Gone are the iconic yellow and red hues, replaced by a stark black and yellow ensemble, fueling rumors that the beloved mascot has undergone a metamorphosis of insect proportions.

While debates rage on about the significance of colors in the grand scheme of mascot evolution, one pressing question emerges: is Jollibee turning into a wasp? The age-old distinction between bees and wasps based on hairiness comes to the forefront. Bees flaunt their fuzzy coats, perfect for pollen collection, while wasps boast a sleek, hairless sheen.

Amidst the buzz, one can’t help but wonder: will the transition to Jollibeewasp bring about a menu metamorphosis? Will we be swapping out Chickenjoy for Wasp Wings? 

Only time will tell if this insect-inspired rebranding will leave customers buzzing with excitement or longing for the classic Jollibee experience.