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Morning After The Debate: Trump’s Most Pressing Issue: Miss Universe

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Trump calling into FOX News, left (screen capture), and Machado

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – It was the morning after the first U.S. presidential debate, and Republican candidate Donald Trump shows what the most pressing issue is in America today:  Miss Universe.

Trump called into FOX News to defend what he had previously said about 1996 Miss Universe Alicia Machado.

During the televised debate at Hofstra University, Hillary Clinton admonished Trump for his misogynist statements on the campaign trail and beyond.  Clinton mentioned that the Donald had called Machado “Miss Piggy” and “Miss Housekeeping.” She was a Latina beauty who represented Venezuela at the Miss Universe Pageant.

Trump owned the Miss Universe Organization before he sold it a few years ago.

“Beauty contests will make this country great again,” Trump told FOX News. “I don’t regret what I said about Miss Machado.  She was the worst Miss Universe ever.  And she really did gain a lot of weight.  We can’t let that happen to a beauty queen, not under my watch!”

Miss Machado has recently become a U.S. citizen, and we can only guess who she’s voting for this November.

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Donald Trump: The Revenge Of Miss Universe 1996

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1996 Miss Universe Alicia Machado

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Venezuelan-born beauty queen Alicia Machado became a U.S. citizen  very recently, and when Miss Universe 1996 casts her first vote in November, it won’t be for the man who once insulted her for her weight and her accent.  Trump had once called her “Miss Piggy” and “Miss Housekeeping.”

Today, during the first U.S. presidential debate, Miss Machado figured prominently when Hillary Clinton mentioned her (after Trump asked) when she talked about how Donald Trump denigrates women.

Tonight, Miss Machado must be reminiscing her coronation night, waving to the crowd while secretly  giving the former owner of the Miss Universe Organization a middle finger.

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Gennifer Flowers, Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach To Have Front Row Seats During Trump-Clinton Debate

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Flowers, left, and Wurtzbach

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Gennifer Flowers, a former model who had an extramarital sexual encounter with Bill Clinton in the 1980s, has reportedly accepted an invitation from Donald Trump to sit in the front row during the first presidential debate scheduled Monday night at Hofstra University.

Political analysts believe that the invitation was Trump’s strategy to intimidate and distract his opponent Hillary Clinton.

Today, the Clinton campaign told The Adobo Chronicles that Mrs. Clinton had invited reigning Miss Universe Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach to also sit in the front row.  The Philippines’ beauty queen has reportedly accepted.

Political insiders weren’t quite sure what the presence of Miss Universe would do to Trump, but Clinton supporters think it is a wise move to similarly distract Trump.

Trump used to own the Miss Universe Organization prior to launching his presidential bid. NBC Universal, a partner in the Miss Universe and Miss USA Beauty Pageants, decided to part ways with Trump after his statements against Mexicans.  Trump eventually sold the organization.

The Clinton campaign said Trump will surely be distracted by the Philippine beauty who will be wearing her $300,000 crown, but also be intimidated by memories of the pageant he once owned.

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