All posts by Pol Pinoy

Elon Musk To Sue British Scientists Over “Disease X”

LONDON, The United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, London Bureau) – When Elon Musk decided to rebrand Twitter as “X,” he was confident his social media platform would be the only company in the world named as such.

Boy, was he wrong.

British scientists are now developing vaccines against a new pandemic that still doesn’t exist. So they’re calling it “Disease X.” The vaccine development is being done at a government high-security lab complex in Wiltshire.

Musk became furious when he learned of this British development.

“They could have easily named it “Unknown Disease,” Musk told The Adobo Chronicles. “Why on earth would they name it after my company which already exists,” he added.

Musk is threatening to file a class-action suit on behalf of all X account holders against the British scientists.

(Senior geopolitics correspondent BRIAN NEYRA contributed to this report.)

U.P. Manila Graduates First Batch Of New Degree: BSCP

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The first ever batch of graduates with the newest degree offering at the University of the Philippines Manila received their diplomas this week at colorful commencement ceremonies at the Philippine International Convention Center (PICC).

There were no latin honors. Everyone graduated with equal recognition for completing their Bachelor of Science in Civil Protest (BSCP).

The Iskolar ng Bayan (Scholars funded by Taxpayers) did not waste any time to show their mettle. They staged their first official civil protest complete with placards and banners — proof that the state university trained them well.

Expect to see the new degree holders soon in a rally near you.