In the fantastical world of Philippine politics, where strategic maneuvers are as common as karaoke sessions, the recent talks of impeachment against Vice President Sara Duterte have the populace donning their tin-foil hats. 

It seems the political stage is set for a drama of Shakespearean proportions, with whispers of a grand conspiracy to halt Duterte’s supposedly inevitable rise to the presidency in 2028. 

Enter the suspects, a cast of characters more diverse than a buffet of Filipino street food. Among them, anyone harboring aspirations to follow in the footsteps of Bongbong Marcos is naturally the prime suspect. Even a fifth-grader with a penchant for political cartoons could sketch out the plot: an intricate web of power plays, alliances, and backdoor dealings designed to trip up the political heiress. 

Will Sara Duterte emerge unscathed, or is this just another act in the never-ending circus of Philippine politics? Only time, and perhaps a crystal ball, will tell.

But to those who genuinely know Duterte, she will soar above all this, like a green eagle.