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U.S. SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: TEXTING CAUSES NUMB THUMB

imageBETHESDA, Maryland (The Adobo Chronicles) – In his first major health warning since assuming the post of U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek H. Murthy has confirmed that texting is detrimental to the health of Americans.

“The repetitive movement of the thumbs while texting causes nerve damage similar to that of carpal tunnel,” Murthy said. “It is a condition known as numb thumb, which, like the name suggests causes people’s thumbs to become numb and almost paralyzed,” he added.

The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) has reported an increasing number of numb thumb cases in the U.S. and is afraid that it will turn into an epidemic.

Since the onset of modern mobile technology, texting has replaced phone calls, letter writing and in-person conversations as the primary mode of communication, and many smart phone owners, especially younger people, have developed amazing skills in speed texting.

The Surgeon General has recommended that Americans limit their texting to no more than 15 minutes a day to avoid nerve damage and numbness in the thumb.

Among the notable Surgeon General warnings in the past came from the late C. Everett Koop who confirmed that smoking causes cancer and that condoms can prevent HIV infection.

 

 

MR. TRUMP IS MATH-CHALLENGED

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L-R: Cruz, Trump, Rubio

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) –  Donald Trump has said that 68% of his supporters would vote for him if he ran as an independent rather than a Republican.  But what he is not saying is that this doesn’t mean he’ll win the nomination.  Let’s do the math:

One recent poll shows that Trump had 27% support among Republican primary voters.  Senator Ted Cruz, who is currently in second place, had 22% support while Marco Rubio had 15% support.

So, if 68% of Trump’s 27% supporters would vote for him as an independent, that would result in an  18% support which puts him second to Cruz.

If the remaining 9% of Trump’s supporters (27% minus 18%) voted for Cruz, that would put the Senator at 31% — a double digit lead over the real estate mogul.

If, on the other hand, the remaining 9% voted for Rubio, that would mean the Florida senator would have 21% support which would put him in second place and Trump in third.

It looks like Trump missed a few of his math classes when he was attending college at University of Pennsylvania!

Note: The Adobo Chronicles’ math wizard on staff contributed to this report.

UPSET OVER SERENA’ S SPORTSPERSON OF THE YEAR AWARD, NETIZENS MAKE NEW HASHTAG GO VIRAL

Williams, left, and American Pharaoh
Williams, left, and American Pharaoh

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – Sports Illustrated announced Serena Williams as its sportsperson of the year on Monday, and a lot of people are very upset.

They wanted a horse. Not just any horse, but American Pharaoh, horse racing’s first Triple Crown winner in 37 years.  He won the magazine’s readers’ poll for the award.

Angered that their choice for the award lost to Williams, netizens across America flooded  social media with a new hashtag: #horseslivesmatter.  And it has gone viral.

Proof that in America, diversity and equal opportunity are esteemed values. Persons and animals, just the same.