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Hillary Will Appoint Trump U.S. Ambassador To The Philippines

October 16, 2016 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – It’s not all bad blood between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. When she assumes the U.S. presidency, Clinton says she will appoint Trump the U.S. ambassador to the Philippines.

The current U.S. ambassador, Philip Goldberg, is ending his three-year tour of duty in Manila this November.

“Trump would be the perfect choice to replace Goldberg. I am very confident he will get along very well with Philippine President Duterte” Clinton said.

(Duterte is often referred to as the Donald Trump of the Philippines and Trump has also been called the Duterte of America.)

Trump seems open to the idea, knowing that the Filipinos love beauty pageants.

“Perhaps during my tour of duty, I can take over the ownership of the Binibining Pilipinas Charities (Miss Philippines Charities) which has the local franchise for international beauty contests like Miss Universe and Miss International,” the Republican presidential candidate said.

“Then I can go back to barging into the dressing rooms of naked pageant contestants,” Trump added. “That would be so wonderful.”

Social Media

About Those Facebook Disclaimers And Statements You’ve Been Posting

October 16, 2016 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

If you have posted the following statement or disclosure on your Facebook page, this is for you.

Just in case: Deadline tomorrow !!! (and yesterday and the day before and the weeks and months before .)

Everything you’ve ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. (They’ve always been public since the inception of the Internet.)

Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. (Yes, these too have always been public.)

It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. (You’ll be sorry for posting or reposting this because you’ve just increased the chances that your personal info got into the hands of people you don’t even know.)

Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook’s privacy policy (and so did every Tom, Dick and Harry.)

I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. (They always have with or without your knowledge or permission.)

With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. (This statement absolutely does nothing.)

The content of this profile is private and confidential information. (Good luck, kiddo!)

The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). (What, The Vatican is behind all this?)

NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. (Duh!)

All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste (OK, did you read what we just said above????)

PEACE!

Government, Politics

Trump Supporters Threaten To Form Own Republic

October 16, 2016 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

LAREDO, Texas (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – You’ve heard it from the Trump supporters. If their candidate Donald loses the presidential election, they will stage a violent coup to oust President Hillary. So what happens next?

In a bold manifesto uncovered today by Wikileaks, Trumpeteers (a name Trump supporters are calling themselves) will establish a separate Republic with Donald as their president. The document has made reference to a Trump Republic.

The Trumpeteers acknowledge that even a coup will not win over the Hillarians to their side, so they have decided to form their own government instead.

It is believed that the Trump Republic will have its seat of power in Laredo, Texas, just a few miles from the U.S.-Mexico border.

When asked by The Adobo Chronicles why Laredo was chosen, the Trumpeteers said that it would make it easy for Donald and members of his government to escape to Mexico if push comes to shove.