Hillary Will Appoint Trump U.S. Ambassador To The Philippines

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Trump, left, and Goldberg

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – It’s not all bad blood between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. When she assumes the U.S. presidency, Clinton says she will appoint Trump the U.S. ambassador to the Philippines.

The current U.S. ambassador, Philip Goldberg, is ending his three-year tour of duty in Manila this November.

“Trump would be the perfect choice to replace Goldberg. I am very confident he will get along very well with Philippine President Duterte” Clinton said.

(Duterte is often referred to as the Donald Trump of the Philippines and Trump has also been called the Duterte of America.)

Trump seems open to the idea, knowing that the Filipinos love beauty pageants.

“Perhaps during my tour of duty, I can take over the ownership of the Binibining Pilipinas Charities (Miss Philippines Charities) which has the local franchise for international beauty contests like Miss Universe and Miss International,” the Republican presidential candidate said.

“Then I can go back to barging into the dressing rooms of naked pageant contestants,” Trump added. “That would be so wonderful.”

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