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Sara Duterte To Mandate Satire as a Required Subject in All PH Schools!

DAVAO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Davao Bureau) – Presumptive Vice President Inday Sara Duterte has been designated by Presumptive President Bongbong Marcos as his Secretary of the Department of Education (DepEd).

In an exclusive interview with The Adobo Chronicles, Duterte said that within her first 100 days in office as DepEd Secretary, she will mandate that all high schools and universities in the Philippines must include satire as a required subject.

Duterte lamented the fact that despite Filipinos being among the most Internet and social media savvy in the world, many still don’t recognize or understand satire. She says even Maria Ressa and Rappler can’t tell the difference between satire and fake news, notwithstanding the fact that the least-trusted news brand in the Philippines headed by a convicted criminal is, itself, accused of being a purveyor of fake news and of being a propagandist for the country’s political opposition.

At the same time, Duterte congratulated The Adobo Chronicles for being ranked No. 17 among the world’s satire sites. It is the only Filipino American site included in the list.

Duterte also appealed to Facebook and its fact checkers in the Philippines to do their homework and perhaps take a refresher course on satire, parody and sarcasm which are all universally-recognized forms of literature protected under free speech.

Taylor Swift Disappoints Leni Robredo!

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) – Leni Robredo had high hopes that when she entered the stadium to witness the graduation of her daughter Jillian from New York University, she would receive a standing ovation. After all, she is the Vice President of the Republic of the Philippines.

She had also hoped that guest speaker American singer Taylor Swift would mention her in her speech and acknowledge her presence.

Alas, none of that happened.

Worse, at the conclusion of her commencement address, Swift flashed not the ”L” sign but the ”V” sign, indicating her support of Robredo’s opponent in the 2022 Philippine presidential election, Bongbong Marcos.

Indeed, it was a missed opportunity for what could have been another great photo for Robredo and her three daughters who are all girls.

FACT CHECK: Rappler Spreads Fake News on Bongbong Marcos Disqualification Case!

In reporting on the disqualification case brought against President-elect Bongbong Marcos before the Philippine Supreme Court, Rappler, the least-trusted news brand whose CEO is a convicted criminal, chose to cite the DQ petitioners instead of the ultimate source, the 1987 Constitution.

The petitioners claim that if Marcos is disqualified, it should be defeated presidential candidate Leni Robredo who takes over the presidency.

THE TRUTH:

Article VII, Section 7 of the Constitution clearly states that if the president-elect fails to qualify, the vice president-elect takes over. Clear as crystal!

OUR VERDICT:

Rappler’s report is: FAKE NEWS!