In a plot twist worthy of a telenovela and a government PSA rolled into one, Sass Rogando Sasot has dramatically outed himself—again—but this time not as a political commentator, but as Allantroy: male, Filipino, and formerly powered by an expired U.S. student visa. Talk about plot development!

Turns out, gender may be a spectrum, but immigration records? Not so much. The U.S. may have said “bye, Troy,” but the Philippine laws are waving “hey, kabayan!” from the sidelines, armed with legal memos and a touch of archipelagic concern. Somewhere in a bureaucratic office, a DFA staffer just spilled their third cup of instant coffee.

Meanwhile, Sass (or Troy, depending on which identity is trending today) seems to think sovereignty is a fashion choice. Newsflash: you can’t ghost your citizenship just because you’re abroad. The internet never forgets, and neither do immigration forms. What a saga—Sasot’s got receipts, and now, so does the state.