Anne Curtis, Kinontra Ang Pahayag Ni Malou Tiquia Tungkol Sa Sirena!

Sa paguulat ni JAKE DON

Manila, Pilipinas — Hindi pinalampas ng aktres at TV host na si Anne Curtis ang pahayag ng kolumnistang si Malou Tiquia tungkol sa kakulangan ng Pilipinas sa isang nation-wide siren warning system laban sa posibleng pag-atake ng Tsina o ibang banyagang mananakop. 

Sinabi ito ni Tiquia bilang pagsalungat sa polisiya ng administrasyong Bongbong Marcos ukol sa alitan sa South China Sea.

Ayon kay Curtis, isang malaking pambabastos ang ginawa ni Tiquia sa manunulat na si Mars Ravelo, ang lumikha ng karakter na si Dyesebel.

“Kung sirena lang ang usapan, kami nila Vilma Santos, Marian Rivera, Ara Mina, Charlene Gonzales, Alice Dixson, Alma Moreno at Edna Luna (sumalangit nawa) na gumanap bilang Dyesebel ang siyang magbibigay ng babala sa buong bansa gamit ang aming mga alindog at popularidad,” ani Curtis. 

Dagdag pa niya, “Bilang mga sirena, kami ang tunay na national warning system. Sino pa ba ang mas magaling magbigay ng babala kundi kami na mismong mga gumanap bilang Dyesebel?”

Diwata’s Pares Over-rated Overload (video)

by JAKE DON

Well, well, well. Before the Vice Ganda controversy, everyone was talking about Diwata’s Pares Overload, leading up to the opening of his latest outlet in an obscure subdivision in Quezon City.

So, being the Marites that we are, a small team of The Adobo Chronicles decided to drop by to experience for ourselves what the buzz was all about.

With assistance from Waze, we found our way to Diwata’s place on Morning Star Drive, just off Visayas Ave.

We didn’t expect onsite parking (but motorcyclists can) and we were greeted by parking attendants who directed us to some nearby dirt-side parking, all for thirty pesos.

As we entered the compound, we saw that almost all seating  had been occupied, at 10:30 in the morning — on a Friday! But that’s fine. We intended to order take-out anyways.

We took some obligatory selfies and videos which we are sharing with our viewers.

Of course we ordered the “Diwata Pares Overload.” We had wanted to also order the “buto-buto” menu item but it was not available at the time of our visit.

Indeed, P100 for the meat (pork), rice, soup and a soda, seemed like a real deal!  The unli options were not available for take out, which was understandable.

But our Diwata experience boils down to our take-out order.

Our verdict? The “overload” seemed more like “over-rated.”  The pork meat was an underload, except for the grease, and the soup that came with it  was more of a gravy. We could’t bring the bottled soda that came with our order, so we had to quickly drink them on our way out.

The “spagiti,” “hot dog overload” and “family siken” booths were not open but they weren’t the reason for our visit.

Nevertheless, we wish Diwata continued success and hopefully, some staying power even after the dust has settled.

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