Ka Eric And Badoy Supporters Call For Mass Intermittent Fasting!

Die-hard supporters of HOR-detained SMNI talents Ka Eric and Lorraine Badoy have vowed to join their idols in a hunger strike. The catch? Their unwavering commitment extends only from 6 pm to midnight daily, a revolutionary concept known to the rest of the world as “intermittent fasting.” 

These brave souls have courageously pledged to abstain from sustenance during the hours when most people are busy enjoying dinner and settling down for a nightcap.

While their commitment to the cause is admirable, one can’t help but wonder who will hold them accountable as they indulge in breakfast, lunch, and early dinners outside the self-imposed fasting window. Perhaps they’ve discovered the groundbreaking secret to activism – protesting on an empty stomach while still satisfying their culinary cravings elsewhere. 

It seems the hunger strike may inadvertently become a celebration of innovative dieting trends rather than a forceful plea for justice. Hunger striking or not, these supporters have certainly found a new way to break the fast of common sense.

(Melchor Vergara contribute to this report.P

What Suppression Of Free Speech?

In the surreal world of Philippine politics, where irony thrives like mold on damp walls, the House of Representatives’ contempt charges against SMNI News talents Lorraine Badoy and Ka Eric have ignited cries of “suppression of free speech.” Oh, the melodrama! The air is thick with self-righteous indignation, as if the very essence of free speech is being squeezed out of the room.

Yet, in this bizarro universe, the supposed victims find themselves in detention quarters that are curiously well-documented and freely splashed across social and news media. It’s a suppression so effective that it comes with a hashtag and a selfie. SMNI’s attorney, armed with a smartphone and an unshakeable sense of irony, becomes a fearless chronicler of this supposed oppression, with no gag order in sight.

In a land where contradiction reigns supreme, the cries of stifled speech are drowned out by the cacophony of freely shared detention selfies and unabashed criticism. It seems in this theater of the absurd, irony is the only currency that never loses its value.