Glenn Chong Takes Anti-Smartmatic Crusade To The U.S.

Atty. Glenn Chong (seen in this YouTube screen capture with Bb. Maharlika in California), the valiant crusader against Smartmatic’s election machinations, has embarked on a grand U.S. escapade, armed not with ballots, but with a purported written declaration that seems to have missed its destination by a wide margin. 

Much to the surprise of those expecting a damning exposé on Smartmatic’s misdeeds in Philippine elections, Chong’s magnum opus is slated to play a supporting role in a courtroom drama across the Pacific.

In a delightful twist, Chong’s revelations won’t be the protagonist in the saga against Smartmatic; instead, they’ll be cast as the unlikely defense in a lawsuit filed by Smartmatic against the media company One America News Network (OANN). 

The irony drips thicker than the ink on Chong’s declaration as OANN fights allegations of defaming Smartmatic for their coverage of the 2020 U.S. presidential elections.

Perhaps Chong, the gallant knight of anti-Smartmatic lore, could find a more fitting quest in aiding the U.S. prosecution against former Comelec chief Andy Bautista (who faces charges of bribery and money-laundering.) But, one wonders, will Chong’s truth-seeking sword be sharp enough for U.S. prosecutors, or will it prove to be a mere useless prop in this transcontinental political theater? 

Time will tell if Chong’s journey across the seas leads to a heroic showdown or a satirical plot twist.

PBBM: Damed If He Does, Damned If He Doesn’t

Ah, the ever-changing standards of political critique! Critics of President Bongbong Marcos seem to be caught in a paradox. When he was accused of being a “weak” leader, they yearned for assertiveness. Now, as he boldly speaks against China’s encroachment in the South China Sea, the same critics are fumbling for a different tune. It appears the elusive definition of “strong” leadership has left them tongue-tied.

Perhaps their ideal leader is a linguistic gymnast, capable of acrobatic cussing akin to the former President Rodrigo Duterte. 

Is the strength of a leader now measured by the proficiency in colorful language rather than diplomatic finesse? One can’t help but marvel at the contorted logic of these critics who navigate the political landscape like tightrope walkers with vertigo. It seems that for some, the only consistency is their penchant for finding fault, regardless of the leader’s actions. Welcome to the circus of political contradictions!

GMA 7 Will Still Carry The Name “EAT BULAGA!”

Paolo Contis and the GMA 7 team have remained firm in their stand against the Intellectual Property Office’s cancellation of the trademark registration for “EAT BULAGA.” Apparently, the To IPO believes in giving credit where it’s due, siding with the original Tito, Vic, and Joey trio. Contis, however, refuses to let go of the beloved name, suggesting a groundbreaking solution: “EAT BULAGA, The Copycat.

In a stroke of genius, Contis proposes a new trademark application that maintains the iconic essence of the show while acknowledging its imitative nature. Why settle for the original when you can have a slightly off title that screams innovation? 

“EAT BULAGA, The Copycat” is bound to be a hit, solving the trademark tussle and leaving everyone happily confused. 

Who said intellectual property disputes can’t be resolved with a dash of satire and a sprinkle of imitation?