Donald Trump Mulling A Government In Exile From Cuba?

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Miami Bureau) – Former President Donald Trump has pleaded not guilty to 37 charges related to alleged mishandling of classified documents. Trump’s lawyers asked for a jury trial during the former president’s arraignment Tuesday at a federal courthouse in Miami.

Soon after the arraignment, Trump visited a posh Miami Cuban restaurant where he reportedly met with the Mafia to plot his exile from Havana.

Our fly on the wall tells us that he hopes to evade the Federal charges filed against him by setting up a government in exile where he plans to campaign for the 2024 presidential elections.

If elected, Trump says he will move The White House to a mansion he plans to build in Havana.

Bring out the cigars!

(The Adobo Chronicles’ senior geopolitical correspondet BRIAN NEYRA contributed to this report.)

PALEOANTHROPOLOGY: Humans May Have Descended From Rats!

PARIS, France (The Adobo Chronicles, Paris Bureau)- For centuries, it has been established that humans may have descended from the apes, seeing how both species act the same way.

But that theory may be out the door!

Paleoanthropologists are now swaying that humans may have actually descended from rats.

Rats and humans are both mammals who give birth to live babies; both are warm-blooded; both have similar organs, including livers and hearts; both have similar nervous systems; both use similar hormones to regulate body functions; and both are susceptible to many of the same diseases.

As a matter of fact, the City of Paris — the world’s fourth most rat-infested city — is being proactive by creating a committee to study the co-existence between rats and humans.

Makes sense. Rather than trying to exterminate rats, why not learn from this oft-feared species?

(The Adobo Chronicles’ chief geopolitics correspondent BRIAN NEYRA contributed to this report.)