Philippine Banks Close For Hours On The Last Banking Day Of The Week!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Forget about the power outage at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA), or the glitch that affected many account holders of GCash.

For almost three hours today, Friday — on the last banking day of the week — most of the major Philippine banks closed their doors to the anger and frustration of many of their customers.

Millions of Filipinos expected their weekday or mid-month paychecks but the bank closures prevented them from withdrawing their money. Millions of others expressed disgust that they could not take out cash from their ATMs for their weekend shopping.

The Adobo Chronicles’ investigative team traced the unexpected bank closures to “system outrage.”

Quite understandable.

Elon Musk: From CEO To CTO!

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Elon Musk has announced that he has choses a Chief Executive Office (CEO) to succeed him when he steps down very soon.

While Musk has not mentioned any name, legendary singer Dionne Warwick tweeted that she has accepted the position after months of negotiations.

So what happens to Musk?

He says he is transitioning from CEO to CTO: Chief Troll Officer.

US Republicans Grooming Elon Musk To Be Their 2024 Standard Bearer!

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Donald Trump may have already launched his 2024 (re)bid for the US presidency, but the Republican Party is not necessarily throwing their support for the ex-President.

Republicans are worried that the recent indictment of Trump by a New York jury could shatter their chances of regaining The White House.

Now, a powerful faction with the GOP is launching a move to nominate Twitter owner and soon-to-be ex-CEO, as their standard bearer for the 2024 presidential elections.

“Musk has the charisma, the influence, the experience and the money to guarantee a successful campaign,” a source close to the Republican leadership told The Adobo Chronicles. “If he has the vision for electric cars, space exploration, and a free, uncensored world wide web, he would certainly have even greater goals for America to be great again,” the source said.

On the Democrats’ front, rumors about Joe Biden not capable of another four years as President continue to haunt the party. So what’s the alternative?

A fly on the wall quipped: Mark Zuckerberg.