GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) – The United States has finally succumbed to pressure and demands from the international community that its detention center at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba — mostly housing suspected terrorists — be closed permanently.
Today, President Donald Trump authorized the padlocking of the detention center and the transfer of the prisoners to a newly-launched detention facility — in space.
Earlier, Trump signed a new measure creating a 6th branch of the U.S. military — the U.S. Space Force.
Apparently, part of the new measure has also authorized the launch of the ISP. No, it has nothing to do with Internet Service Providers. Rather, it is an orbiting satellite known as the International Space Prison. It will dock with the existing International Space Station.
The White House told The Adobo Chronicles that it has taken this bold step as a means of ensuring that the human race will never be bothered again by the terrorists who will be given a one-way ticket to space.
All the current detainees at Guantanamo Bay will be transfered to the ISP which will be managed by the new U.S. Space Force.