MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) –  Great Britain is exiting  the European Union. The western province of Alberta wants to exit from the rest of Canada.  Now, there are rumors that Leni Robredo is thinking about how to gracefully exit the position of Philippine Vice President.

Unreliable sources close to Robredo told The Adobo Chronicles that the VP is finally coming to the realization that she is unwanted and that there seems to be no hope for her to succeed Rodrigo Duterte despite many speculations about the President’s state of health. She is also sick and tired of being used as a mouthpiece for the failing political Opposition.

The planned exit would involve former Senator Bongbong Marcos’ withdrawal of his electoral protest as well as a diplomatic clearance from the Duterte government that would attest to her good manners and right conduct (GMRC) during the last three years or so that she has been VP.

She is also requesting Foreign Affairs Secretary Teddy Boy Locsin to grant her an irrevocable dipomatic passport that would enable her to freely travel the world for speaking engagements.  In return, the VP is reportedly promising not to criticize Duterte in any of her future speeches and media interviews both here and abroad.

”All she wants is to spend more quality time with her three daughters — all girls,” the sources said

There’s Brexit.  There’s Wexit.  Are we going to see a Bisexit?