Duterte To Replace PCOO’s Martin Andanar With Kris Aquino

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – All it took was one Instagram post for Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte to immediately decide to replace Secretary Martin Andanar of the Presidential Communications Operations Office (PCOO).

The incoming Secretary?  None other than Queen of All Media (and sister of ex-President NoyNoy) Kris Aquino.

In a post folloiwng Duterte’s Fourth State of the Nation Address (SONA), Aquino expressed her admiration for the President whom she described as authentic and worth emulating.

Presidential Spokesperson Salvador Panelo said Aquino has done more than PCOO in promoting the President’s programs and policies as well as in combating gross misinformation in the international media than Andanar and his highly-paid team.

Panelo said that Kris is the most qualified to head the PCOO because of her all-around media expertise. “She’s not called ‘Queen of All Media’ for nothing,” he added.

 

103,995,000 Filipinos Call For Duterte To Stay

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – News media outlets covering  Rodrigo Duterte’s Fourth State of the Nation Address (SONA) on Monday have reported that 5,000 Filipino peoresters are callong for rhe President to go.

Meanwhile, The Adobo Chronicles has confirmed that 103,995,000 Filipinos are callong for Duterte to stay.

See you all at the Fifth SONA!