WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Donald Trump can’t distance himself from beauty pageants.  We thought he was done with them after he sold his Miss Universe Organization.

But he’s back! The Adobo Chronicles has learned that Trump has bought the Miss America Pageant, only so he could close it down permanently.

Trump’s move was prompted by the recent edition of Miss America where contestant after contestant publicly ridiculed him.  It was the only way he knew of getting back with the critical and outspoken ladies.