QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Just moments after she criticized the U.S.T. Alumni Association’s choice of Asec Mocha Uson as the 2018 Outstanding Alumnus for Government Service, blogger and gossip extraordinaire Raissa Robles received good news from her alma mater, the University of the Philippines (U.P.).

The good news: the U.P. Alumni Association has named her the 2018 Lifetime Achievement Awardee for Fake News.

Robles graduated Magna Cum Laude with a degree in English Literature, major in Imaginative Writing. She’d rather not say what year.

In modern parlance, ‘Fake News.’