OTTAWA, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) – Canada’s House of Commons passed Bill C-45 which legalized cannibalism.
It wasn’t meant to be that way. What it hoped to pass was a bill that would legalize recreational marijuana, or cannabis. But thanks to autocorrect, it is still illegal to smoke pot but now legal to eat humans.
Upon noticing the error, the lawmakers rushed to unanimously approve a new law outlawing autocorrect.
Alas, the cannibalism law is still alive and kicking.