MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Rumormonger Carlos Celdran and others were correct after all in spreading on social media that Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte’s absence from public view in past days, including from the Independence Day rites last June 12, was because he was in a coma.

Except that it was more of a comma — not coma.  He needed a little pause from all his hard work and lack of sleep.  He had to re-energize and recoup.

But now he’s baaaaack!

Celdran and company must now be in a comatose themselves from embarrassment.